One mom said, "What if your kids can't poop in the hole?"
Kevin said, "Your kids will do fine. Most of the world poops in a hole. Renee, do you have the statistics for how many people in the world poop in a hole?"
Renee said, "Actually, we were created to poop in a hole." She then proceeded to speak about body position and how pooping in a hole is a great way to empty out the colon completely.
Doug, I, and everyone else were rolling at this point, and Kevin said, "Renee, you just guaranteed yourself another invitation to 40/40."